Dear Mr Death (TwatSkull)
I regret to inform you that you have made a grave error. A right royal mix up, one might say. It has come to our attention since your most recent collection that the artist formally alive and well, known as Prince, has left this mortal coil.
According to our files, you were in fact supposed to remove a member of the British monarchy.
We realise you have been very busy lately and can see how this would have been an easy mistake to make what with a number of earthlings carrying the title of Prince.
However, this is not the first time you have failed to remove a member of this very same family.
As we have discussed previously, taking bribes from wealthy vampires is simply unacceptable and will only result in them eventually getting found out.
We are all well aware that these Royal folk do like to drag it out. We must nip this in the bud before the whole ‘blood sucking vampire’ thing becomes blatantly obvious.
Of course we hope that this was nothing more than an honest mistake.
It would be greatly appreciated if you would kindly return the artist formally known as Prince and proceed to collect the correct Royal as stated in the contract, dated April 2016.
We may even be persuaded to look the other way If you happen to bring the mini bus and fill it with a few of them. The more the merrier.
After you have made amends, please have yourself a long vacation.
Miss B Flowers
I will credit the photo when this shit has sunk in and it’s not 4am.